Can I have a picture of you? Only I want Santa to know exactly what to get me for Christmas.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past again?
How about coming up to my place for a spot of heavy breathing? (Then assure them by saying that you have a flat on a top floor and the lift is broken)
Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
I have been watching you dance. It occurred to me that since neither of us can dance, that maybe we should just sit down and have a drink!
Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
Why don't you come on over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
You're dad must be a hunter because he sure caught a fox!
Do you sleep on your stomach? (NO): Can I? (YES): Want to sleep on mine for a change?Oi doll do ya want it. sent in by Allyn from Denmark
These are some responses Dave has had when using someof these chat-up lines.
Dave: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Dave: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Dave: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Dave: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Dave: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Dave: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Dave: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilised.
Dave: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Dave: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Dave: If I could see you naked I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked I'd probably die laughing.
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