Drink-Link
a modern term for a cashpoint machine (ATM). Named so because it is common to visit one before going out on the booze.
Cider Visor
Beer Goggles for the young drinker.
Salad Dodger
an excellent phrase for an overweight person.
Monkey Bath
A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa! Aa! Aa!".
Beer Scooter
the ability to get home after a night out on the booze and not remember it. i.e.
"I don't even remember getting home last night, I must have caught the beer scooter".
BOBFOC
Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.
Millenium Domes
The contents of a Wonderbra. i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually nothing in there worth seeing.
Picasso Bum
A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got 4 buttocks.
Todger Dodger
A lesbian. |
